God help us all

I recently got my hands on one of the new Hilary Clinton postage stamps. It seems the US Postal Service created a stamp with a picture of Senator Hillary Clinton to honor her achievements as the First Lady of our nation.

In daily use, however, it seemed that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes. Word on the street is that this enraged Senator Clinton, who demanded a full investigation. After a month of investigating, a special commission published the following finding:

1.The stamps are in perfect order.
2. There is nothing wrong with the glue/adhesive.
3. People are spitting on the wrong side.

(No, really. It IS funny.)