Don't Read This

If you're going to read this, don't bother.

After a couple of posts you'll move on to something else. So forget it. Get out before things change. Save yourself.

Or, at least try.

There has to be something better on television. American Idol? 24? Desperate Housewives? Or since you have so much time on your hands, maybe you could take a night class. Become a court reporter. Make something out of yourself. Treat yourself to dinner out. Color your hair.

You're not getting any younger.

If you click here, and follow the instructions, your neat little life may just take a dramatic change.

So don't do it.