Monday, November 14, 2005

One More Reason To Hate Wal-Mart

Reason # 186:

What Would Jesus WEAR?

Thanks, Howie, for pointing this out.

Evidently, the Christian community doesn't have enough junk already cluttering up the bookstores and internet. I was mistaken--I thought there was an abundance already. But no. Someone, somewhere, for some reason, figured we needed more. You can actually go here and buy your very own 'I Watch Joel Osteen' lapel pin, in the hopes that someone will stop you on the street and come to know Christ through, yes, Joel Osteen's ministry.

Dear God help us...

[murmuring about making a whip and turning over tables....]